Our audience selection series allows our audience to pick the three one acts that sound the most intriguing to them. Once selected and tallied, our actors are informed of the choices, and those will be the plays that are performed on that particular evening. (One ballot per table.)

The Plays:

Sure Thing

Is a classic of contemporary comedy: Two people meet in a cafe and find their way through a conversational minefield as time is mysteriously frozen, and interrupts their false starts, gaffes, and faux pas on the way to falling in love.

Words, Words, Words

Recalls the philosophical adage that three monkeys typing into infinity will sooner or later produce HAMLET and asks: What would monkeys talk about at their typewriters?

The Universal Language

Brings together Dawn, a young woman with a stutter, and Don, the creator and teacher of Unamunda, a wild comic language. Their lesson sends them off into a dazzling display of hysterical verbal pyrotechnics—and, of course, true love.

The Philadelphia

Presents a young man in a restaurant who has fallen into "a Philadelphia," a Twilight Zone-like state in which he cannot get anything he asks for. What is his only way out of the dilemma?

Variations On The Death Of Trotsky

Shows us the Russian revolutionary on the day of his demise, desperately trying to cope with the mountain-climber's axe he's discovered in his head.

English Made Simple

Ever wonder what the underlying context of two people talking at a party is? We did too. It's not always pretty but always hilarious.

Followed by "The Bible: The Complete Word of God" (abridged)
Performance Dates:
December 11th - January 10th
(tenative dates)

 It's apocalypse now as three incompetent men set their sites on telling the tale of The Bible. Can bolts of lightning be far behind?

Yes, it's an affectionate, irreverent roller coaster ride from fig leaves to Final Judgment as the boys tackle the great theological questions: Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did Moses really look like Charlton Heston? And why isn't the word "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?

Whether you are Catholic or Atheist, Muslim or Jew, Protestant, you will be tickled by this romp through old time religion. Remember... Someone is watching.

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